Saturday, June 14, 2008

:(

Today I fell victim to a severely miscalculated biking incident.



My poor phone! Man, they really aren't joking when they say Razrs are fragile. Some slight bending and twisting due to impact, and it's as if the entire top half of the phone has shattered. The outside screen is obviously a mess, and the inside screen has some cracking and image problems. It's still usable and the phone still actually works, so that's a point for the Motorola company, I guess.

I'm a bit sad. I really liked that phone. Ah well. It served me for at least a year and a half now. I got it right as the Razr 2 was showing up, so it's well past it's technological expiration date. My next phone will probably have GPS and lasers and mechanical arms.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

THE GARDEN CHRONICLES et cetera

(I need to blog more often so I can stop cramming 3+ topics into every entry.)

It's official - I'll be in California over the July 4th weekend. Anime Expo is part of my plans, but I'm also looking to make this a varied and fun-filled vacation. Full of Intrigue and Danger and Adventure! I'm flying in with Jill Wednesday night and we'll be there till Sunday afternoon. Dis should be pretty fun.

I was on Amazon.com at 2am the other night. Around the same time I was admiring the convenience of their "one click shopping" button, I decided that I should probably avoid online stores after midnight. Luckily, I still felt good about my purchase the next morning. I ordered a rather unique looking cookbook I ran into at work, The Veganomicon, which will hopefully increase my healthy vegetable intake. I also ordered the first 13 episodes of the Funimation release of One Piece (acquaintances need not fear - as nearly all previous One Piece parties I have thrown have ended in disaster, I will refrain this time). They shipped separately, one from Nevada and one from Colorado. I'm tempted to say "let's have a race and see which one gets here first," but I'm not sure it's possible to count as a "race" when you choose free economy shipping. ETA June 4th. :p

Perhaps it's the spring air, but I've made several recent attempts to delve into the Amazing World of Plants. I started my garden last summer with two plants that grew well enough that I began to have grand illusions of my miraculous green thumb. It's now four failed starter-plants and one singed houseplant later, but I haven't given up! (Well, I have given up on starter plants.) I visited a nursery last weekend, and after assembling my current plants, leftover seeds, various pots, and dirt, I have myself a couple of nice little garden area.

My indoor area isn't very exciting at the moment - I have a recovering burn victim, a dying chives starter kit, and two recently seeded pots that will hopefully sprout soon.



The story behind my burned plant is kinda funny, but mostly sad. First off, here's what the thing looked like sometime last summer.



The picture's dark so the deep green is slightly deceptive, but it was a very healthy plant. I could tell it as going to need to be re-potted at some point. This spring during a really sunny day I put it outside for several hours. Only later when trying to deduce what sort of root-rot or evil foreign insect had destroyed it did I read "Indoor plants love the summer sun, but make sure to introduce them gradually or you may burn and severely damage your plant." Woo. A week later I re-potted it, which added transfer-shock to it's list of issues.


Abort, abort! Mayday! We're going down!

A lot of the leaves turned that sickly brown/yellow and either fell off or were pulled off out of pity. I don't have a picture of it at it's worst, but it was pretty limp and bare. There's actually a significant amount of new leaf growth going on currently, and it's starting to look fairly green and healthy again. I'm actually surprised it's still alive. Obviously, I'm keeping it indoors for the time being.



My outside area is awesome. The balcony faces east and gets a ton of early morning sun. My hanging plant had all but overtaken my bookshelf, and it seems to enjoy the bright sunshine, so moving it was a win-win. The empty pot on the top should eventually sprout sunflowers. On the left we see my new strawberry plant that I'm super excited about. I did a lot of strawberry research before purchasing. This type is Quinault, an everbearing variety which means it should produce strawberries in chunks throughout the summer and fall. The first year doesn't usually have a significant harvest, but one of the green strawberries has already grown a lot and is turning red. I'm pretty excited!


Strawberry test #1! Will birds land on our balcony and eat it?

Wasn't this entry exciting?! Expect more experts from the dramatic and amazing world of my garden soon!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Without Furthur Ado...




Why Speed Racer is Getting Terrible Reviews and Why You Should Go See it Anyway.

Speed Racer cost $120 million to make and made around $20 million it's first weekend in theaters. Now I'm no mathematician, but those aren't very good numbers, comparably. Critics are doing their critic thing and being pretty critical of the movie, so if you were mildly interested but haven't seen the movie yet, you may be thinking "gee, maybe I'll skip out on this one after all." But I am here to say no! You should go see Speed Racer.

Granted, you all know that I like strange things for strange reasons, and that I believe that a bad film can easily also be an enjoyable film *cough*SuperMarioBrothers*cough*. But Speed Racer is not a bad film. It's not exactly a likely runner for Best Picture either, but trust me - this film is worth seeing. Well, probably.

Overall, Speed Racer is a lot like Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow: it uses experimental images and editing styles, is an homage to an older style of storytelling, is utterly enjoyable to the right crowd and likely to confuse the pants off nearly everyone else. Granted, Sky Captain had a much higher Rotten Tomatoes score (Sky Captain: 73%, Speed Racer: 34%), due to a large number of factors. I completely understand where nearly every critical remark for Speed Racer comes from, but while some are legit, others deserve an adequate defense.


They turned this into a melodrama? Oh noes!

If you've even seen snippets of the old show or heard the jokes about it, you'll understand that when the critics dismiss Speed Racer as "melodramatic," they're missing the point. Is it? Of course it is! It's Speed Racer! Non-melodrama would be out of place here. The important part to consider is what was done with the high-energy, eclectic, melodramatic source material. In short, a lot of amazing things.

Starting with the characters, their transition into live action was handled very well. You may recall the Scooby Doo movie, who's biggest saving grace was how well Shaggy and co were translated on screen. Speed, Pops, Trixie, and the rest have been made even more "believable" with the aid of well written dialogue and story that make perfect sense within the world. When Speed shows up and talks about racing, you really feel and understand his passion for racing. The actors did a great with it. The plot itself is well written, and while everything is a bit over-the-top, it meshes and is a great deal of fun.


The original crew

Similar to the Superman movie released last year, this film was obviously worked on by people who have seen, understand, and love the source material. There are all sorts of inserted details, references, and scene setups that were straight out of the show. The film does tend to put these references everywhere (which is pretty appropriate consider it's a re-make), but while someone with no history of the show would easily still understand what's going on, the ridiculous actions taken could be a little disorienting to uninitiated viewers (at one point, a driver actually catapults a beehive into the car of an enemy racer). There's probably also some added level of entertainment when you DO get the references or are familiar with the show's style. This means the entertainment value of the movie is increased for a specific crowd who knows and understands the old series. A crowd consisting of those interested in animation history (including me), anime fans with an interest in anime's history (an all too rare breed), and any persons older than 70 who watched the show in the 1960's.

While the above group is likely to be very pleased with the movie, those aren't exactly summer blockbuster numbers. So who exactly is this movie targeted at? Children? I'd say yes, but the reviews are correct that the film has a hard time focusing on one demographic - the film fluctuates between silly juvenile scenes, intense action scenes, and adult drama centered around fixing races and stock trading. Again, this is fairly appropriate for the subject matter, as the original series contained nearly as bizzare a mix. These days we seem to like our entertainment a bit more focused and defined, so it's easy to understand this complaint. Personally, as an adult I am not above laughing at a bizzare candy freak-out moment with Spritle and Chim-chim, but if that turns you off then so be it.


"Innocent Bystanders"

Length is another complaint, but one that boils down to enjoyability. If you have nowhere to be and are having a blast (as I was), you won't notice. If you're on a schedule or just aren't that into it, I can understand the complaint. At two hours it really is a long movie, and there are a few things that could have been tightened up or cut completely. Overall I thought the pacing was fine and the plot moved along at an enjoyable enough rate (though I have been disagreed with on this).

If you haven't seen this film and want a sum-up of the many words used above, here is the shortlist of things that made Speed Racer highly enjoyable. Any of these things appeal to you:
  • It's Speed Racer - if you have seen the show - whether you loved it or hated it - there's a lot here to laugh at and enjoy. If you haven't, you'll probably still get most of it if you have ever watched a Saturday morning cartoon.
  • High-Powered Action Scenes - Do you play Mario Kart? Replace blue shells with buzz saws, bombs, and giant flails. Add a lot of speed, spinning, and more "blue sparks" than you thought possible. There's more sliding here than in in Tokyo freaking Drift. The non-car action scenes (yes, there are a few) are just as fast-paced and fun to watch, and you can actually follow them (no annoying super quick cuts or shaky camera effects here). The over-the-top style made these scenes even more entertaining.
  • Visuals - Everything is very bright and beautiful. Costuming, lighting, camera angles and everything are done very well. The cg scenes are integrated well enough that you rarely think about them during the movie. This film is a feast for the eyes if nothing else.
  • Super Fun-ness - You like fun don't you? You're not a drudgy fun-sucker are you? Are you!?
Let's not mince words - as a big fan of the show (and of this sort of really bizzare entertainment in general), my review is biased. But I honestly think that within the context of the source material, this is a very well made and enjoyable movie. While there are obviously things to criticize, don't listen too hard to the critics, and don't go into the theatre looking for the flaws that are obvious when pointed out. This is a fun movie. Go sit and have fun.

Although it seems like the film may have done better if it was less like the original show, I seriously doubt that to be the case. The alternative to this faithful movie is a Speed Racer "re-imagining," where Speed solves crimes with his trusty Mach 5, or maybe Pops is the oppressive controlling figure who "just doesn't understand" his emo, illegal drag-racing son. Please try to come up with a re-imagining plot that would be good. Go on. Give it a try. In short, this movie was pretty much doomed from the start. At least this way a select few of us got to really enjoy the nuances of a faithful transition.

Overall I don't feel too bad for the film - it's still going to turn a profit in America. It also seems like the type of thing that will be a ridiculous hit in Japan. I'm likely to own the DVD one day, and may break down and buy merch next time I'm at Walmart. So while it's disappointing that so many critics and audiences are lukewarm on this, I was extremely pleased with it, and that's really all that matters. Go Speed Racer, Go!


Wooooo!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

It's Hard to Want to Stay Away


Today was the release date for Death Cab for Cutie's latest album, Narrow Stairs. I haven't had time to fully digest the songs yet, but on on first listen the album is good. Really good.

Advance reviews have played up the album as dark and moody, but it's not anything devastatingly emo. Ben Gibbard's lyrics have never been in the realm of bubbly optimism - they're probably best described as a hopeful realism. This album does have deeper, moodier sounds and lyrics, and it's quite a bit different than past Death Cab albums, but fear not - it has the same thoughtful lyrics and smooth and deliberate musical vibe.

The Narrow Stairs single is "I Will Possess Your Heart." If you haven't heard it yet, here's the radio edit version at four and a half minutes (the official song and video are eight and a half minutes long).




I listened to Plans earlier today, and a year after first hearing it I still can't get enough of most of the songs. We'll see over the next few weeks how Narrow Stairs compares in replayability.

I have to admit, as much as I love Death Cab for Cutie, I'm just slightly more in love with the Ben Gibbard/Dntel joint musical project, The Postal Service. Recent interviews make a follow-up to Give Up look highly unlikely, but at least Death Cab is going strong for my Ben Gibbard fix. I really should look up Dntel music to add more techno-vibe to my library.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Oh hey. I graduated last week. By the way.

Has it sunk in yet? No. Although high-stress study alert has died down, I still feel perpetually busy or like I should be busy. I've yet to really, truly relax or contemplate the fact that I don't have to register, buy books, attend lectures, or do homework next fall.

A positive side effect of my "getting things done" mood is that even I'm surprised by the amount of things I've accomplished this week. I paid the gas bill, went to the bank, assessed my student loans, went shopping, bought a swimsuit, bought new summer shoes, etc etc. My room's still a mess, but spring cleaning will likely be my next big project. Maybe ceremoniously recycling old school notebooks will help me feel a bit more graduated.

And in case you were wondering, my new swimsuit is awesome, and my shoes are super cute. I was going to post pictures of them as well as proof of my graduation, but my camera is having connection issues with my computer. They seem to be mad at each other for some reason, but hopefully they'll get over it soon because it's really awkward since I'm friends with them both.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Telephone Game

I found my phone! Through a set of very bizzare circumstances. When I was at Ted's play last night, I ran into Tod, who I haven't seen in months. I wave, and he comes over and asks if I found my phone. Apparently whoever found it called him. Tod said it was "some college," through which I deduced that it was probably Provo College, which is right across the street from where I thought I lost it. So I called them this morning, and then went in and picked it up.

My question is: Why call Tod? He's not on my list of recent calls. He's not on speed dial, and his name is halfway down the contact list. My sister-in-law apparently also got a call, and they didn't leave a message. But no one thought to call "Mom"? Or "Work"?

Even more bizzare is the fact that after plugging my phone in, I checked the recent calls list to see who else had been contacted. No numbers except the ones I called a week ago were in there. Mysteeeeerious.

Whatever. I have my phone back! Happy day.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

"Woah."

Good news - I passed both my independent study classes! By a lot actually: one solid A and a B+. Two of my regular classes are "finished" minus a paper in each. I still have classes and finals for the rest of them, but I'm pretty well on my way to being completely graduated.

Bad news - I lost my cell phone! Booo. Feel free to call me and leave a silly message that I may never get. If someone answers please feel free to give them my contact info or something.

And now, onto more new discoveries and another attempt to entertain you for the next 15 minutes.

Movies on the Internet

There's not much in the new theatre right now that really interests me, and, let's face it, there probably won't be till Speed Racer comes out next month. Until then, I've discovered a few ways to re-discover old favorites online. I'm not talking about hulu's free tv and film collections, although it's certainly fun to browse if you're willing to sit through an entire streamed movie. But if you don't have the bandwidth or attention span, here are some options.

Five Second Movies

Five Second Movies is one of those bizzare youtube channel that is ultimately not doing anything particularly unique, but is pretty entertaining. The context is simple: take a film and boil it down to its barest essence. At best these could be called experiments in editing: the effect of the juxtaposition of clips and removal of context on humor. At the least, they're fun and don't require much time or effort. These are just a few of my favorites, and will probably take you less time to watch than they took me to link.

Star Wars: A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi
More Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, Return of the King
All the Harry Potter Movies
All the Rocky Movies
All the Spiderman Movies
Ghostbusters
Home Alone
Jurassic Park
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Lost in Translation
The Matrix
2001: A Space Odyssey

How it Should Have Ended
A bit more on the creative side of things, the concept of How It Should Have Ended is pretty self explanatory. If the film would have been cooler with more robots, better dialogue, or less nonsense, HISHE explores the possibilities. The more they release, the more complicated they get, but they keep getting funnier so I'll allow it. Here are a few of my favorites.

Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Superman
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Spiderman 3

Also check out the HISHE Special: Surviving and Alien Attack, and the Oceans 40 trailer.